An Observation- Made To Order BLT Subway Commercial

This idea of made to order BLTs from Subway is, in my opinion, asinine. BLTs are served toasted with mayo and- get this- bacon, lettuce, and tomato.
Now, if Subway is referring to the selections that are available for sub breads, then 'made to order' is pretty boastful. If I may choose between Romain, buttercrunch, and iceberg lettuces, roma, beefsteak and plum tomatoes, hickory, apple, and sticky icky smoked bacon- I rescind my observation and complaint.



I think I see vidalia onion on there... tsk. tsk.






Anything added to this sandwich renders it anything but a BLT. Even though avocado and cranberry chutney are very tasty additions to this sandwich, the creator of said sandwich may feel free to name what ever they like. Just not a BLT.




A proper BLT- and not just because it is made with sliced bread.





Don't get me started on turkey reubens. Its like saying you have a Chevrolet boat.