Cap In Trade... Pfft... My Caps Are Priceless

I'll Be At DiCo's Tonight

Gold prices are going up and now you can take full advantage!

Your dog's teats are soooo big...... Rescued dogs that have nursed pups so much that shelter managers are concerned that saggy dog boobies may turn off potential dog adopters. Boob jobs for all!

Awful Library Books. These ARE truly awful library books. Almost as bad as "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" and this one.

Expressionist interpretation of classic video game screens.

The Internet For Beginners



Sometimes you just need one.

Look- you're already pregnant. Why not have a cock shaped body pillow?

Creeper in My Apartment. I would pee myself, I do believe!


On a final note. Pugs who ate their owners! (who were dead)...

Back In Ohio- Home of the Browns and Chain Resaurants

While driving up Wolf Ledges road on the way to ge transcripts from Akron U, I saw an Olds Cutlass similar to this with historical plates. This is the way to get away with avoiding emissions checks and plate renewals in Ohio. I wonder how the kid gets around the mileage restrictions. My grandmother had one of these in silver when I was a kid. Its silver paint eventually peeled off of the roof and hood in the way that only GMs can allow. It also had vent windows in all four of the doors. To save costs on the car it was delivered without roll down rear windows. This was a brilliant thing considering Grandma would smoke with the windows up even in the summer. That's all right though, her whistling and candies hanging off of the gear shift in a bag made everything A -OK!

I like Carhartt double kneed pants. They allow a few extra weeks without the need for long underwear and the hip pockets are handy. I do have few observations though. I can't understand why have a hammer loop at all if there is only one and it is on the left leg? I also have noted that I snag myself on protruding objects from time to time- gate latches, cabinet pulls for example. I find, considering all of the pockets and doo dads, that it is just the pant leg itself that perpetrates the offense. Never the hip pockets or the hammer loop. Strange.

Jesus and Obama Want You Back In Class

I can not explain how it was that I stumbled upon the page that I viewed that allowed me to grab this screen shot from the Finlandia University athletic section. What is that girl doing with a syringe that has anything to do with athletics? Misplaced from one of the academic pages, or do the Finlandia jocks like to experiment with the juice while playing their co-ed sporting events?

I ran into these motivating ads on facebook. I'm torn whether this mug shot man wants to teach moms new tricks, or if this is the type of man that the targeted ladies can look forward to meeting their first semester back. On the other hand, refinancing your home can be a frightening and complicated experience, so why not let this guy in aforementioned mug shot do the same job that the suits couldn't do without destroying the economy?