High Fructose Corn Syrup Is Fine In Moderation

I've been pricing out new web cams and can't seem to find one that comes with the girl, or even the girl being offered as an accessory for my old cam. I keep seeing these ads for cam girls all over the internet and want to buy one damn it!
I just want to be frugal about it.

I don't know what is going on here. Retouched Polaroids. NSFW.

LOLZ! Abraham Lincoln speech transcribed with emoticons in 1862!

The number two reason to avoid raccoon rape.

Cool transforming camper made from a delivery truck by a few recent graduates. With video!

Apparently, you only get sent to jail for 16 years if you shock collar your kids.

Corn starch+subwoofer+bass= awesomeness!

Child chokes on used condom in hotel room. WTF!?!? I think that this article having an illustration no matter how benign is ridiculous.

A Flikr set that is best described in short format as a 50 year old compendium of people of color with strange hobbies. Really quite interesting. Read the authors description for more.

The Sartorialist. What looks good. For now.

David Bowie. Hangin' out.

Enough of the artsy shit.

A monkey on a goat on a cup on a rope! FTW!


I won't bother posting the video of the monkey peeing in his own mouth. Ha! Boys.

French magazine covers from the '60s and '70s. I think they are like National Lampoon. But sick. Great stuff.

Gross hospital food. Let me rephrase that. Gross looking hospital food. I have to be fair.

Beautiful video. Beautiful song.

The four chords that rule the music world. This is a great piece of work.

Sweet sweet tractor music.


A funny complaint letter to Richard Branson.

Jewelery that grows with you.

Need to buy a used locomotive?

Statistics related to injuries derived from vegetables.

Goat thieves? NO! GOAT thieves!

Thanks to-
b3ta
Dark Roasted Blend
Look at This
Neatorama
New Shelton Wet and Dry
PCL Link Dump

Anti-Freeze Flavored Chocolate Is Not Good For Dogs.

This morning, it was not as cold as I had expected it would be. It was about 10f at 8 o'clock and slowly worked its way down to 5f. The shoreline had quite a few visitors as well. I counted 20 swans, six otters, and a golden eagle. All at once. Later in the afternoon, the boss was surprised by the little guy on the left. He wandered around looking and sniffing. None of this is normal. Six swans? OK. Two or three otters? OK. A golden eagle? Nope. Make it a bald eagle and it would be normal. A fox downtown? No way!
Oh yeah- I took a ride around to British Landing to check out the wind damage to the ice and an owl flew over my head. Damned strange for one day.

I learned how ducks can swim around in cold water today. I'll be damned. I think I will have surgeons rearrange my veins and arteries in a way similar to a duck's.

Thanks to superdonal from b3ta for this commercial for people. Used people for furniture that want to redecorate.


This guy isn't racist or anything, but...

Fun inventions from the post WWII golden age of having to much time on one's hand since the wife was busy in the kitchen raising the kids, cooking, and being attractive.

Fun rug designs.

MONKEYS ON BICYCLES!!!!! FOR THE WIN!!!!


Dare devils wearing contraptions called wing suits. This is what I would be inclined to call base jumping gone insane. The coolest part shows a guy flying next to a cliff side road. The worst part is the littering. Can you spot the littering litter bugs boys and girls?

Icky clouds.

Did you know that there was an activity called 'barrel parking'? Did you know that you could have Koreans battling Japanese for barrel parking supremacy?