The other day a Facebook friend posted a status update and in it declared that she refused to refer to herself in the third person. I commented later that I too refuse to do the same and had solved that problem by outsourcing my status updating to a firm in India. I Twitter them, they regurgitate, and all is right in the world. Said friend was not amused.

I dreamt that I was involved in an argument at a bar that debated what the correct nomenclature for wookie infants would be. I found this to be an odd thing, even for me, to dream about. No- there was not a concensus. Look that subject up in your dream books.